"Guns, God, and Government: What Could Go Wrong?"

America has a complicated relationship with guns, religion, and the people we let run the show. Spoiler: mixing all three is like playing Jenga with dynamite.

Guns are considered a basic right—like Wi-Fi or not minding your own business. God shows up in courtrooms and campaign speeches. And politicians? Mostly just actors without scripts.

It’s a cocktail of chaos served with a bald eagle on top. And somehow, everyone’s shocked when things explode.

But hey—at least it’s never boring.