“Public Transport in America: Or Why Everyone Just Drives a Giant Truck”

America and public transport go together like oil and water—both are fossil fuel-related but never actually mix.

If you're in New York, congratulations. You have a subway that smells like despair but gets the job done. Everywhere else? Good luck.

Most cities treat buses like punishment. Trains? What are those? So instead, Americans buy SUVs the size of tanks, then complain about gas prices like they didn’t choose the rolling fortress voluntarily.

And let’s not forget: sidewalks are optional. Because in the land of the free, walking is apparently suspicious behavior.