“Deep-Fried Butter and Other American Horrors”

There are countries where food is an art. Then there’s America, where food is an extreme sport.

Deep-fried Oreos.
Cheeseburgers with donuts instead of buns.
State fair butter sculptures.

Somehow, this country managed to deep-fry butter, then eat it proudly while yelling “freedom.” You’ve got to admire the commitment to chaos.

Oh, and serving sizes? Let’s just say a “small” soda could hydrate a camel. But hey—at least there’s ranch dressing. On everything. Including pizza, salad, and existential crises.